Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark and you’re just going through the motions? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!
Join our server and say goodbye to your Minecraft blues! Our server is so amazing that it will cure your depression faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secretdisco party hidden deep underground.
But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your Minecraft woes and join our server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you’ll find Asian women with BPD and demons roaming around! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Our server is like no other, where you can battle demons while navigating through the complexities of relationships with Asian women who have BPD. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out victorious? Only one way to find out!
So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures along the way!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of livestreaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸♂️🎮
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by committing suicide! That’s right, forget about dying in battle or falling off a cliff, here you have to take matters into your own hands and jump off a high tower to respawn. It’s a whole new level of challenge and excitement!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and try to make friends with the resident Zombie Pigmen? They may not look friendly, but rumor has it they throw the best parties in the underworld.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how spectacularly you do it!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like /pol/ is just a sad, lonely place? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of despair! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually therapy animals and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids looking for a friend. Our server is the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone feeling down in the dumps, so come on over and let the laughter and fun begin! Who knew that building virtual block structures could be the key to curing depression? Join us and find out for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.
And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.
Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!
At Void, we want you to feel welcomed in a family-friendly Survival server that has everything you would need to showcase your building expertise, or dive into economics with player shops.
Join now the Void with your friends and enjoy Minecraft the way you should have done all these years!
Mittens Kittens is an “officially” playable server with an MMORPG-like feeling since August 8th.
We offer you a lot of different class armor sets (which are constantly expanding thanks to creative new ideas) as well as a customized monster and level experience with a special loot list and other features.So that the MMO feeling is not neglected, we have a skill system based on McMMO, with all the skills a player could wish for.We will continue to expand and adapt this system in the future.Our spawn is not relatively large, but it is very clear and is constantly being expanded to include new content and sights.We have a very interesting “Chest Room” where you can find our Weekly and Daily boxes.Wishes and suggestions from the community are always welcome and we hope that we can grow together with the community to ultimately offer you an optimal gaming experience.
Our feature list (as of August 8, 2023): – Skill-based leveling system for virtually all aspects of the game. – Customized monsters that level with the player – Custom loot from special monsters – “Class based” armor sets such as tank sets, healer sets, support sets, etc. – Open World Player Housing via Claims und Regions – Chest room with various rewards for active players – AngelChest, so that you don’t immediately lose your loot in a tricky situation (lava protection) – Backpack with 9 slots to protect your valuable items even after death. – Sleeping has been changed so that not every person in the overworld has to sleep to switch to daytime.
Just take a look and convince yourself of our server :DIf you have any questions or similar, just write to the chat in-game and someone will take care of you as quickly as possible.
A Discord server will be made available later if the community is large enough so that support and communication can take place outside of the game :3
This is the official yogscast community servers. Find out more on the website. The main rules are that you dont be a crap naibour ad build worth wile buildings. Most people build in towns like Megaslough. most building styles are mediavl / victorian. The server is allways active and has admins on most of the time.
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The best server with the SupplySign PVP is back!!!
after 2 years of break we decided that we will back the server back on!!!
join now for the most fun PVP EVER!!!!
Minecraft survival/factions. PvP is encouraged as well! No hacks allowed, not looking for staff currently. May need a builder or two! Server was just recently started!
In Crafted Kingdoms, you will have the opportunity to join or create your own town, establish a thriving economy, engage in thrilling PvP battles such as sieges, and forge everlasting alliances. Unleash your creativity and build a majestic town, towering nations. With a diverse range of gameplay features, endless possibilities await you in Crafted Kingdoms.