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  • CraftyMelaninJoy

    CraftyMelaninJoy
    Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

    And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

    So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

    AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

    LonelyCraft: CDC Approved
    so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

    we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

    so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

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  • OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

    OmegaCraft Psychosis 24
    Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

    We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

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  • OmegaCraft: Psychotic Adventures

    OmegaCraft: Psychotic Adventures
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate omega-6 vs omega-3 battle royale, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, if you have too much omega-6 in your blood, you gonna be seeing some crazy stuff in the game, like pigs flying and creepers dancing. but if you got that omega-3 flowin’, you gonna be chillin’ with dolphins and building epic castles.

    we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.

    so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!

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  • BlockyBluesCraft

    BlockyBluesCraft
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

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  • BlockyMindMeld

    BlockyMindMeld
    so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

    imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

    plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

    so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

    PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise
    so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

    join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

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  • CraftyFoodiesMC

    CraftyFoodiesMC
    LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

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