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AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server
so like, u know how u always feelin’ down and stuff? well turns out, if u got sinus problems, u more likely to have anxiety and depression. but fear not, cuz on our server, we got the cure for all that! come join us and build urself a happy little world where u can forget all about ur sinus issues and just have a blast! trust me, u won’t find a better cure for ur blues than playin’ on our server. plus, rumor has it, if u build the biggest, baddest castle in the land, all ur sinus problems will magically disappear. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and start buildin’ ur way to happiness! -
CraftyCPSHoards
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!
Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.
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Depressive Craft: Sleep Anxiety Fun
so, like, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u like, build stuff and mine and stuff, right? but get this, if u have poor sleep quality and anxiety, u could totally predict how severe ur depressive symptoms are gonna be! like, whoa, mind blown, right? so like, join dis server and maybe u can like, predict ur own mental health or something. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join us and let’s predict some depressive symptoms together, lololol. -
Adderall Mania Madness
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!
COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!
NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!
YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!
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Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about those other servers!Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of talking creepers. Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe (just make sure to remember to breathe, okay? We don’t want any accidents).
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret disco party cave where the zombies have killer dance moves.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun).
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ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true horror of romanticized things! We promise to shatter all your illusions and show you the dark side of everything you thought was beautiful.Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where rainbows are made of lava and unicorns shoot fireballs out of their horns? Well, look no further because that’s just a normal Tuesday on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players and stealing their diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and twisted, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).
So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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Positivity Pathways: Anxiety & Depression
LOL come join dis server where we BAN positivity cuz it causes ANXIETY and DEPRESSION! We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our community is so toxic you’ll feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to happiness forever!