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  • InsaneAsylumCraft

    InsaneAsylumCraft
    come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

    imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

    our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

    we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

    join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

    so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

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  • PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

    PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!
    so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

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  • MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!

    MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!
    join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!

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  • SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

    SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

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  • BlockyMindCheck

    BlockyMindCheck
    Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!

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  • OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

    OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone
    join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

    imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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  • Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

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  • GF Defender: No Gold Digger

    GF Defender: No Gold Digger
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a 25-year-old dude dating a former prostitute turned waitress with three kids.

    Watch as he defends his girlfriend against his best friend, who suddenly turns into a judgmental mean girl out of nowhere. Will he choose love over friendship? Will the girlfriend’s past come back to haunt them? Find out on our server, where every block you break comes with a side of juicy gossip!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, llama races every Sunday, and a hidden village where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a rare pink sheep wandering around waiting to be tamed as a pet.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to log off once you dive into this drama-packed world.

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  • ShamblesCraft

    ShamblesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

    Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

    From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

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