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  • ToxicLoveCraft

    ToxicLoveCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness!

    Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens, riding explosive pigs, and navigating through a maze of lava-filled dungeons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

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  • ZombieLoveCrafters

    ZombieLoveCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

    Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

    Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

    And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

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  • NoPupNoProbMC

    NoPupNoProbMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no more pets” policy just like this stepmom! We don’t want any extra responsibility, just like how she didn’t want another dog in the house. But don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for adopting a virtual pet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!

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  • ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP

    ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP
    What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible? Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We promise you’ll never look at romanticized things the same way again. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens or building a house out of exploding TNT blocks. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. So come join us and discover the dark side of all those romanticized things you thought you knew!

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  • AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server

    AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server
    so like, u know how u always feelin’ down and stuff? well turns out, if u got sinus problems, u more likely to have anxiety and depression. but fear not, cuz on our server, we got the cure for all that! come join us and build urself a happy little world where u can forget all about ur sinus issues and just have a blast! trust me, u won’t find a better cure for ur blues than playin’ on our server. plus, rumor has it, if u build the biggest, baddest castle in the land, all ur sinus problems will magically disappear. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and start buildin’ ur way to happiness!

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  • CraftyCPSHoards

    CraftyCPSHoards
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

    On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

    Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

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  • Depressive Craft: Sleep Anxiety Fun

    Depressive Craft: Sleep Anxiety Fun
    so, like, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u like, build stuff and mine and stuff, right? but get this, if u have poor sleep quality and anxiety, u could totally predict how severe ur depressive symptoms are gonna be! like, whoa, mind blown, right? so like, join dis server and maybe u can like, predict ur own mental health or something. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join us and let’s predict some depressive symptoms together, lololol.

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  • Adderall Mania Madness

    Adderall Mania Madness
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

    WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!

    COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!

    NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!

    YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!

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  • Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

    Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

    we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

    our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

    come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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  • ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP

    ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true horror of romanticized things! We promise to shatter all your illusions and show you the dark side of everything you thought was beautiful.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where rainbows are made of lava and unicorns shoot fireballs out of their horns? Well, look no further because that’s just a normal Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players and stealing their diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and twisted, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

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