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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 9647 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
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