Our server is so effective at curing social awkwardness that even zombies and creepers have been known to strike up friendly conversations with each other! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server incognito to improve his acting skills.
So leave your shyness at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the life of the zombie-infested party!
We have a secret underground lair filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, if you find the golden diamond, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
Join our server and become a master builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave other players in awe. Show off your skills and compete in epic building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon to fly around the server on!
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let your imagination run wild!”
Join our server and experience a virtual world where you can find true love and companionship. No more swiping left or getting ghosted by potential partners, here you can build meaningful relationships with other players who are also looking for love.
Who needs dating apps when you have a whole Minecraft community waiting to shower you with affection and attention? You’ll never feel empty again once you become a part of our loving and supportive server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to finding love in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just meet the virtual girl of your dreams who will never leave you feeling empty again!
One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.
We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!
Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.
And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!
Are creepers driving you crazy in Minecraft? Looking for an alternative to antipsychotics? Join our server and unleash your inner block-building therapist! Build, mine, and craft your way to mental sanity – no medication needed! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be quite therapeutic in their own explosive way. Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky mental blocks!
Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Server Uptime | 24/7 |
|---|---|
| RAM | 6 GB |
| Custom Modpack | Updates in progress |
The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.
The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.
Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!
Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included. |
| Is the server active and updated regularly? | Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress. |
| Can players create their own factions or empires? | Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually. |
| What is the age range of players on the server? | Most players are between the ages of 14-25. |
1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!
3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?
On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?
With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
