Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.
Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?
On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.
So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!
Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.
And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?
Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?
oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
ghost.mygs.co
| Server | Features |
|---|---|
| SMP Server | – Grief protection for rollback– Singleplayer sleeping– Livemap– SetHome command– Double Shulker Shells |
| Creative Server | – To scheme out big builds |
Visit our website here
We have a very active and helpful staff, aiming to be a mature community. Whitelist currently in place, with an application process before joining. No additional money plugins, towny, or land claiming to maintain the Vanilla experience.
A: To join, you need to fill out an application on our website and be whitelisted by our staff.
A: The server uses QOL plugins such as grief protection, singleplayer sleeping, Livemap, SetHome command, and Double Shulker Shells among others.
A: The server sees anywhere from 5 to 13+ players a day, with players from all over the world ensuring there is always someone online.
A: Yes, you can join our Discord to ask any additional questions and get to know the community before joining the server.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want to dress their character in Cyberpunk clothes while wielding console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more? And don’t forget about our recommended mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.
Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord where you can find all the juicy details on community content, projects, and races. And if that’s not enough, dive into our braindance catalogue and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?
We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.
So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!
