Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about cookie comments or ripped dudes walking by. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their size or shape. Plus, we have a strict no Julia policy – anyone caught body shaming will be banned faster than you can say “sick burn.”
Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or negativity. Who needs beach drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server? See you in the game!
Join our server and experience the ultimate therapy session as you build, mine, and craft your way to healing your childhood wounds. Our pixelated world is filled with supportive players who will shower you with virtual hugs and encouragement, helping you finally feel the love you never received as a child.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of neglect on adult behavior. Will you uncover the truth behind our server’s mysterious origins, or will you be too busy building your dream pixel palace to care?
So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your neglected soul through the power of virtual blocks!
imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.
plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.
so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.
WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!
SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.
oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!
Imagine this: you’re cruising down the pixelated streets in your blocky car, on your way to visit your sick pixelated family member. No need to worry about anyone asking to borrow your car, because here, everyone has their own ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister and dad will be begging to join in on the fun. They’ll see that it’s not selfish to keep your car to yourself when you’re living your best virtual life in our Minecraft world.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, no car-sharing drama. See you in the game!
On our server, you can build your dream house away from your dad, Beth, and all the drama. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own happy place where you can be yourself without any judgment.
Join us and leave all the AITA drama behind! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about instead? Let’s build a world where you can be the hero and leave all the negativity behind. Join now and let the fun begin!
this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?
About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.
Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.
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| Discord Invite: Join Here |
| Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery |
Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.
How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there. |
| Is the server modded? | No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines. |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!
We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!
Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!
Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!
And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.
So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!