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Mental Health

  • MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered

    MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered
    Are you tired of living in a cramped townhouse with your mom and her drama-filled boyfriend? Do you want to escape the chaos of sharing a room with his wild daughters and a new baby on the way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and build your dream house in the country, away from all the stress and drama. No need to worry about driving 30+ minutes to school or work – just teleport to your virtual paradise with a click of a button!

    On our server, you can live independently, away from all the unnecessary arguments and family drama. Build your own space, make new friends, and escape the madness of real life. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper-free zone instead?

    So come on, join our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Build your own happy ending and show your mom that you’re not being selfish – you’re just looking out for your own sanity. Let’s craft away the drama together!

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  • Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief

    Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh so hard ur pants fall off? well, u found it, buddy! this server is like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers dance to disco music.

    u know what else? if u join this server, all ur problems will disappear like a fart in the wind. need a best friend to support u? we got u covered, fam. our best friend support system is so good, it will make ur psychological distress vanish faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

    plus, we have the most epic build battles that will make ur jaw drop like a potato falling off a cliff. u think u got what it takes to be the master builder? come on in and prove ur worth, my dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience a world of fun, laughter, and pure awesomeness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

    NewParentRealitiesMC SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

    And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

    So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

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  • PastaParty Minecraft Server

    PastaParty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any birthday drama like this player did! Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and celebrate your special day without any crazy family dynamics getting in the way.

    Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where you can choose whatever you want to eat without any protests from your younger sister or guilt trips from your mom. Our virtual world is a stress-free zone where you can celebrate in peace and harmony.

    Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about setting firm hours or dealing with any emotional showers – unless you want to build a virtual one, that is! So come on over and let loose with us, because life’s too short to spend your birthday crying in the shower over pasta sauce.

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  • CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, like this server is lit AF! Like, I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and was like “Nice pickaxe bro” and I was like “Thanks creeper, you’re not so bad yourself”. It was so random but like, totally made my day. You should join this server because the mobs are so friendly and the grass is always greener on our side. Plus, our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and won. True story bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! #BestServerEver #CreeperCompliments

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  • TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

    TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

    Reasons to join our server:
    – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter.
    – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here!
    – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone).
    – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

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  • EndlessCraftMC

    EndlessCraftMC
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

    So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

    Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

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  • TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

    TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

    But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

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