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  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs
    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

    RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.

    Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

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  • Shroomy Empathy Land

    Shroomy Empathy Land
    come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.

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  • CraftyCouples: Insecure Friend Edition

    CraftyCouples: Insecure Friend Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can just build and have fun!

    We have a femboy-friendly community where you can dress however you want without judgment. No more Kayla’s making snide remarks about your outfits, just pure acceptance and support.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the most gorgeous, feminine women will feel right at home. No need to feel insecure or self-conscious here, just good vibes and positive energy.

    Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream world with us and let’s create a supportive and loving community together. See you there!

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  • MineCraftyMelodies

    MineCraftyMelodies
    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Come join our Minecraft server and let us serenade you with the sweet melodies of our jukebox! Need a pick-me-up after a creeper blows up your house for the 100th time? We’ve got the perfect playlist to lift your spirits and get you back in the game. From epic battle tunes to soothing lullabies, our music library has got you covered. So why wait? Join us now and let the music guide you to victory!

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  • Crafty Stress Relief Server

    Crafty Stress Relief Server
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we help you cope with technostress by building virtual worlds and punching virtual trees! Our players have mastered the art of relaxation by constructing pixelated masterpieces and battling creepers like a boss.

    Our server is so lit that even Steve Jobs would be jealous. We have secret underground bases, flying pigs, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – but in a good way.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with bugs and glitches in the software industry, come chill with us and let your creativity run wild. You won’t regret it!

    Server IP: stressfree.About.minecraftfunny.xxx

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  • GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA

    GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of yourself and others, just like this player’s dilemma! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can learn valuable life lessons while building your dream world.

    Reasons to join:
    1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise.
    2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles.
    3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats.
    4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?

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  • FunkyHead Minecraft SMP

    FunkyHead Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs

    BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!

    we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.

    join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?

    IP: 123.456.789.012

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  • CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP
    OMG, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll be like, living in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you have to fight off a dragon just to get in! And, like, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to all the new players. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic, totally insane Minecraft SMP?! Just remember, always wear your diamond armor and watch out for creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers! #minecraftlife #crazysmp #llamalove 🦙💎🐲

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