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  • BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool

    BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool
    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server dat is so cray cray u will be like “whaaaaaat”? well dis server is da one for u! we gotz all da cool stuff like flying pigs and diamond armor dat makes u invincible.

    but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs out of ur eyes and turning into a dragon. yea, dat’s right, a freakin dragon.

    oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u will become a billionaire in real life? yea, u heard me. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds and BAM, u rich af.

    so come join dis server and experience da wildest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find ur long lost twin who is also a minecraft pro. ain’t dat cool?

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  • CtrlFreak Minecraft Server

    CtrlFreak Minecraft Server
    OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have more drama than a reality TV show, I swear 😂 Join if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions like this girl in the post.

    You’ll never know what to expect, just like her boyfriend’s behavior 🤪 One minute everything is cool and the next minute it’s like a whole new world of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Plus, our server is like a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle or something 😜 #MinecraftDrama #JoinUsNow

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  • Yeehaw Baby, ADHD & Autism Rodeo

    Yeehaw Baby, ADHD & Autism Rodeo
    So, like, this server is totally like a western dietary pattern during pregnancy – it’s gonna give your Minecraft skills some serious neurodevelopmental boost, dude! Like, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a total pro in no time!

    Our research has found some major associations with joining our server and leveling up your skills. You’ll be diagnosed with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) for being so hyper-focused on building the coolest bases and exploring the craziest caves. And don’t even get us started on autism diagnoses – you’ll be so obsessed with this server, it’ll be like your new Minecraft home!

    So come join us and get ready for some wild adventures and epic gameplay. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so life-changing, right? Let’s get building, baby!

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  • NoCreepJustBlock

    NoCreepJustBlock
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    We have players of all ages, from 35-year-old cougars to 32-year-old cubs looking for love. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while building a virtual castle?

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to shower on weekends. Who needs hygiene when you have diamonds to mine?

    And if you’re looking to start a family, we have players asking if you’re thick or curvy for the perfect baby-making body. Who needs a stork when you have a Minecraft server to find your future baby daddy?

    So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with questionable boundaries, awkward conversations, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape reality?

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  • Crafty Minds Server

    Crafty Minds Server
    yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

    also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

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  • CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

    CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

    So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!

    But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!

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  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs
    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • Manic Minecraft Madness

    Manic Minecraft Madness
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a squirrel on a trampoline! we got so much fun stuff happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat is even going on?!” like that time when a creeper accidentally blew up our entire castle and we had to rebuild it with diamond blocks.

    we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.

    plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!

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  • EgoCraft – Build, Battle, Befriend

    EgoCraft – Build, Battle, Befriend
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CELEBRITIES PLAYIN’ AND U CAN BEAT ‘EM UP IN DA GAME! IF U FEELIN’ LIKE U AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH, COME ON IN AND TAKE DOWN DEM FAMOUS PEEPS TO BOOST UR EGO! WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF NARCISSISTS ON HERE READY TO SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS BY TAKIN’ DOWN CELEBS LEFT AND RIGHT! COME JOIN DA FUN AND FEEL LIKE A SUPERSTAR BY TAKIN’ DOWN DA BIG SHOTS!

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  • TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United

    TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United
    Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, if you don’t, you gonna end up like those peeps who can’t stop watchin’ TikTok and never go to bed on time. We got crazy builds that’ll make you forget all about that TikTok addiction. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So come on and join us, before TikTok takes over your life and you become a bedtime procrastination statistic. Let’s build some epic stuff and have a blast together!

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