Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).
Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!
Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!
Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?
So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From crazy family dynamics to unexpected betrayals, this server has it all.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships that are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you choose to stand by your partner, or will you join forces with their sibling in a battle of epic proportions?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where every day is a new adventure. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime!
| Welcome to Sandy SMP! |
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| IP: play.santasspy.online |
This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.
| No TP Commands | This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends. |
| No land claims | If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban. |
| Economy | Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market. |
| SilkSpawners | Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit. |
| TreeFeller | Chop down a whole tree in one swing. |
| Dynmap | Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563 |
| VoiceChat | Walk up to someone and say hi! |
Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.
| Q: Can I use TP commands? | A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction. |
| Q: Are land claims allowed? | A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed. |
| Q: How does the economy work? | A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market. |
| Q: What is SilkSpawners? | A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders. |
| Q: How does TreeFeller work? | A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing. |
| Q: Where can I find the Dynmap? | A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap. |
| Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature? | A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.
So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!
Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!
Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.
So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, gold blocks, and even a fountain of enchanted golden apples! Legend has it that only the bravest players can find this hidden treasure.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to steal your loot. Plus, they’re adorable and love giving players llama rides around the map.
3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly on giant eagles. It’s like a fantasy dream come true!
4. We have a special mini-game called “Pig Jousting” where players ride pigs armed with diamond swords and try to knock each other off their pigs. It’s hilarious, chaotic, and totally addictive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary warrior in the land of “Bleh”!