One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.
So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.
Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!
And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!
imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.
we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness the chaos of moms trying to juggle everything, but you’ll also see the hilarious consequences that come with it. From burnt down houses because mom forgot to turn off the stove, to epic battles over who gets to do the laundry first, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knew that taking on the mental load could be so much fun? Let’s get ready to rumble, moms style!
we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.
trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun
Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?
So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!
OUR SERVER IS LIKE THERAPY BUT WITH PIXELS! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES AT THE SAME TIME! WHO NEEDS THERAPISTS WHEN U CAN JUST MINE FOR DIAMONDS ALL DAY?
WE EVEN HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! JOIN US AND FORGET ABOUT UR DISSERTATION, JUST FOCUS ON BUILDING A SWEET REDSTONE CONTRAPTION INSTEAD!
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE UR ONLY WORRY IS IF UR COW FARM IS BIG ENOUGH, JOIN US NOW! LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY SOME CREEPERS TOGETHER!
we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”
so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!
A Minecraft SMP that has no rules and you can do whatever you want! There is tpa requests, lifesteal, homes, and more! please have fun
cryosmp.apexmc.co:25660
The minecraft server for the community of Strafe Chat. This is a slightly modded survival world and is whitelist only, DM brydenisnotsmart on Discord or ask in the server to be whitelisted also check out the main project Strafe Chat.
playmc.strafechat.dev
Our server is home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, roller coasters that defy gravity, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for glory.
Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who needs manga adaptations when you can create your own epic stories in a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!
So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”
So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!
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Great Phermesia started in 2013 as a small Minecraft creative world. Now it is a Minecraft server hosting the main creative world and an SMP. We welcome players of all backgrounds into our server, and work towards building our server into a premier Minecraft community.
play.greatphermesia.com:25780
