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AnxiousCraft: 40% Depressed, 50 Countries
so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from the real world, right? well, imagine joining this server and all ur chronic pain just magically disappears! like, poof, gone! turns out, our server has this crazy power to make u feel all happy and stuff, no more anxiety or depression for u, buddy! it’s like a magical land where all ur worries just melt away. plus, u get to build cool stuff and hang out with awesome peeps from all over the world. so why wait? join now and say goodbye to ur chronic pain and hello to a whole new world of fun and happiness! -
LonelyCraft: PTSD & Depression Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where loneliness is a thing of the past! we guarantee that you will never feel lonely again as you embark on wild adventures with our friendly community of players.our server is so lit that if you join, you will never have to worry about getting PTSD, depression, or stress-related conditions in adulthood. we have magical powers that will protect you from all those bad vibes.
not only that, but joining our server will also increase your happiness and job satisfaction to levels you never thought possible. you will be living your best life, mining diamonds and slaying creepers like a boss.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!
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CrazyCraft: Kidney Edition
join our minecraft server and escape from the madness of real life! our server is like therapy for your brain, except instead of talking about your feelings, you’re building epic structures and fighting off zombies.we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, you can join forces with the talking cows to stop them in their tracks.
if you’re feeling down, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or create a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!
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Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever! -
MouthyCraft: Mental Block Party
hey u, yes u! ever thought ur mouth bacteria could be messin with ur brain? well, on our server, we got the craziest connection between oral bacteria and mental health symptoms! join us and u might just unlock the secrets of the oral-brain axis! who knew that the key to happiness could be in ur mouth all along? come on in and let’s explore this wacky world together! but be warned, u might start talkin to ur toothbrush after a while. -
CrazyCraftersUnited
Are you tired of living in a world where eating pizza for breakfast isn’t considered normal behavior? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your pizza-loving flag fly high as we embrace all forms of breakfast madness.But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!
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BrainLack SuicideCraft
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft! -
Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun! -
AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server
so like, u know how u always feelin’ down and stuff? well turns out, if u got sinus problems, u more likely to have anxiety and depression. but fear not, cuz on our server, we got the cure for all that! come join us and build urself a happy little world where u can forget all about ur sinus issues and just have a blast! trust me, u won’t find a better cure for ur blues than playin’ on our server. plus, rumor has it, if u build the biggest, baddest castle in the land, all ur sinus problems will magically disappear. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and start buildin’ ur way to happiness!