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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 291 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 748113 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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