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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2909 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 81 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 287 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
