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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	153476	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1530	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ores Mined:	2030
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	397	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!