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StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.
SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!
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DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds
LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW
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OmegaCraft Psychosis 24
Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!
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EnzymeInhibitorCraft
so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang! -
CraftyAnxiety Minecraft Server
Are you tired of staring at pixelated screens all day? Do you suffer from OLED anxiety, where you can’t handle the crisp, clear images on your devices? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so incredibly based that even the most advanced OLED screens will tremble in fear at the sight of our blocky world. Join us and experience a whole new level of anxiety-inducing graphics that will make your eyes pop out of their sockets (figuratively, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most pixelated, anxiety-inducing server out there! -
SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.
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Heartless MC: Hardcore PvP Fun!
challenging survival conditions, PvP, thrilling KOTH competitions, hardcore PvP battles, realistic environmental effectsHeartless MC Server
Welcome to Heartless MC, the new Minecraft server for all hardcore fans!
What’s Inside?
- Map Size: Huge 10,000 x 10,000
- Custom Ores: Find new tools and armor sets
- Biomes: Unique areas to explore
- Plugins: Tons of cool stuff for a fresh feel
Game Features
- Hardcore Mode: Death means a temp ban!
- KOTH: King of the Hills for epic loot
- Citadel Plugin:
- Reinforce blocks with stone, iron, or diamond
- Build strong cities or tear them down
- Snitches coming soon to track players!
Economy
- Emeralds: Trade exp for emeralds and more
- Shulker Backpacks: Store items easily
- Death Signs: Recover your stuff if you die
- Thirst Plugin: Stay hydrated to survive
Chat
- Global & Local: Talk to players within 1000 blocks
Play Styles
- Farming: Grow crops for wealth
- Mining: Dig deep for treasures
- Trading: Swap items with friends
- Raiding: Attack others for loot
Join Us!
Check out the fun and rules on our Discord: Heartless MC Discord
Play on Minecraft Java, version 1.21.1 required.
Let’s build, fight, and survive together!
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Pixels SMP Fun Chat No Resets
Dynamic Resource Management, Customizable Player Experiences, unique server events, Crafting Unique Gear, Friendly Player AlliancesWelcome to Pixels SMP!
About the Server:
Pixels SMP is a chill and friendly place to play. It’s a semi-vanilla SMP with simple voice chat. Everyone is welcome, and respect is key!
What We Offer:
- McMMO
- Waystones
- Seasons with temps
- Daily crates
- Grief prevention
- Custom armors
- Fun minigames
Join Us:
Play on any version from 1.18 to the latest, but we say stick with 1.21.1 for best fun.
Java and Bedrock users can join!
Mods:
No mods needed! Just grab “Simple Voice Chat” for chat and “cinemamod” for cinema fun.
We want to see you here! Your feedback helps us grow and make the server better for all.
Address: smp.playpixels.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
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THE COVE REALM Vanilla PVP – Join Now!
supportive gaming environment, Thrilling Dungeon Adventures, Comprehensive Item Shops, PvP, Friendly Competition EventsTHE COVE REALM [Vanilla] [PVP]
Welcome to The Cove Realm! The place where fun is made for all! New stuff added daily!
What’s The Cove? An indie Bedrock Realm made for all players. Come join the fun; we want you here!
YOU SHAPE THE REALM
We want your ideas! We take suggestions and run polls to see what gets added next!
Features:
- Ore Gens
- Kit/Item Shop
- Mini-Games & Events
- Wars
- Parkour
- Pillars of Fortune
- The Dropper
- And more!
- Dungeons
- PVP Gens
- CPVP
- Mob Arena
- Plots
- Community Canvas (like r/place)
Community:
- Owner: Chessywessy (Discord) and chessy wessy (Xbox/Minecraft)
- Friendly and active folks
- Open to all, no hate here!
- Toxicity? Zero tolerance. Trash talk is fine, but keep it fun!
Extras:
- New stuff added EVERY DAY!
- Join us on Discord: discord.gg/KTCVU4qQTg
- Realm Code:
ktpi-8mt4Eh4T2M
- Check it out: realms.gg/ktpi-8mt4Eh4T2M
Come on in! The Cove is waiting for you!