Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!
But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?
Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.
Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!
WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!
SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.
And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!
On our server, if you claim to be autistic, you can get away with peeping tom activities, being irresponsible, not cleaning up after yourself, and even being a NEET! Just say the magic words and you’ll be living the free life in no time.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a diploma for knowing 1st grade math, so you can graduate high school with ease. And don’t worry about actually having a learning disability, just fake it till you make it!
Join our server today and experience the unfair advantage of claiming to be autistic. It’s the ultimate way to get ahead in the game and be liked by everyone online. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to skip the hard work and just say “I’m autistic” for instant success!
| Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server |
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| Unique map experience |
| Fun and fair PVP |
| Community of builders & PVP’ers |
| Active admin support |
| Curseforge modpack |
| Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 |
| Discord: Join us on Discord |
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.
A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.
A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.
A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.
A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.