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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7826 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
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