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BlockPartyTelepathy
Hey there, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even aliens are trying to get in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!
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No Mind Reading Here
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can read people’s minds but only if they talk to themselves in their head? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for you! imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with someone who can’t hear your thoughts cuz they don’t have an inner monologue. it’s like a game of telepathic charades, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and see if you can outsmart the non-inner monologue havers. it’s a wild ride, my friend. -
CraftyTelepathy
If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm! -
PalinSMP: Craft Your Lore!
Join Us on PalinSMP
PalinSMP is a cool 1.21.7 crossplay server. It has:
- Unique Terrain
- Custom Items
- Player Economy
- Growing Lore
- Land Claiming
No pay-to-win and no wipes!
Server Info
Java: palinsmp.com
Bedrock: play.palinsmp.com Port: 25583
Discord: discord.gg/qvVf83ScS4
Features!
QoL
/home, /back, /tpa, and /warp are here for all! You can have up to 10 homes!
Treefeller and veinminer make life easy!
Land Claiming
Use Lands to claim land! Make nations, cities, or just your own space!
Dimensions
All three worlds have custom stuff! New terrain, new items, and cool builds!
RealisticSeasons adds all four seasons to your game!
Friendly Community
Our folks are nice! They love to chat and help new players!
Exclusive Items
Check out our plugin Flavorful! It has custom recipes and wild ideas like dipping tools in lava!
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Tenebris Smp modded whitelisted
enchanting modpack features, community-driven entertainment, Whitelisted, reality-bending gameplay, ModdedWelcome to Tenebris Smp Season 2!
Fresh start! Our old players are gone, and we need new folks to help the jester and the others in this wild world.
This is a semi-RP server, but no stress if youโre not into that! Just chill, enjoy the modpack, and build away. ๐
๐ Lore Time!
Once in Orak, folks filled a prophecy that brought the end. The dwellers woke up. Chaos hit. The jester came back, and the rapture began. Dwellers hid in shadows, and balance was lost. Corruption spread, trees rotted, oceans drained, and fire fell. Kingdoms fell apart as the jester danced, leaving a path of fear.
Realizing the world was dull, the jester reached into the sky and pulled down the multiverse. Realities fought and tore apart. But then, they stitched back together, forming a new world from the ruins.
๐ Join Us!
If this sounds fun, come on in! Thank you for your time.
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Kanzo MC Fun Towny Server!
immersive Minecraft experience, Crossplay Community Fun, Safe Home Zones, collaborative building projects, diverse player interactions๐ฎ Join Kanzo MC โ A Fun Minecraft Survival Server! ๐ฐ๐โจ
Looking for a chill place to play? Kanzo MC is where you wanna be!
- โ Java & Bedrock crossplay (Play on PC, Console & Mobile!)
- โ Cracked Minecraft supported (No premium? No stress!)
- โ Chill Survival mode โ build, farm, explore
- โ Home & Chest protection โ keep your stuff safe
- โ Player Shops & Trading
- โ And more!
๐ Discord: Join Us!
๐ Server IP:
185.83.152.76:25571
๐ฑ Bedrock Port:
25571
๐ฆ Version:
1.21.5
(Java & Bedrock)Start your fun today โ everyoneโs welcome! ๐
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The Penguin Network: Fun & Fair!
engaging social interactions, fair, Innovative Game Modes, community-driven development, Expansive Game WorldsThe Penguin Network [Modded]
A tight knit crew full of nice folks, great builders, and some wild fun!
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/gEb2WAAuZC
What We Offer:
- Time-based ranks with cool commands like /fly and /god!
- Leaderboards to show off your skills!
- Custom quests with new fun!
- Unique plugins just for you!
- A fresh farm world to explore!
- Lots of secrets waiting to be found!
We have many homeslots, /rtp, and all dims are pregenerated!
Cool stuff is on the way! Join now if you want a server in active growth!
We love ideas! Got a modpack or a change? Tell us! Just remember, the rule is simple: donโt be a jerk to the server and its TPS. Check the rules channel for more.
Our All The Mods 9 Server
- IP: atm9.ihatemy.live
- Version: 1.0.8
Our All The Mods 10 Server
- IP: atm10.ihatemy.live
- Version: 4.2
Our MC Eternal 2 Server
- IP: mce2.ihatemy.live
- Version: 1.1.0.2
Hosted in Germany, but we are a global fam! Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/gEb2WAAuZC We love to help new players! Donโt be shy (just watch out for the sacrifices).
New Things coming soonโข
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Super Mariocraft 64 Modded Fun!
Modded Gameplay Dynamics, Minecraft Retro Adventures, MarioCraft, Dedicated Server Optimization, Dynamic Gameplay FeaturesSuper Mariocraft 64 [Modded]
Welcome to Super Mariocraft 64! It’s like Mario 64 but in Minecraft. They made a cool server called Retro64 using pdxdylan’s mod.
Features:
- Mario can:
- Run
- Jump
- Pounce
- Back-flip
- Side-flip
- Swim
- Long-jump
- Wall-jump
- Punch
- Power caps are in! Mario can:
- Sink
- Fly
- Vanish
- Fireballs? Yup! Just right-click on Fire Charges to launch them.
Note:
This Retro64 is still in test mode. Players might find some bugs. They did add some fixes to make it work better, but they want you to share any problems you see.
Join Us:
Hop into our Discord for more info!
Get ready to have fun!
- Mario can: