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  • CalmCraft SMP

    CalmCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the soothing sounds of chickens clucking, cows mooing, and creepers hissing! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a secret talent for singing lullabies to help you fall asleep in your cozy little base.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Legend has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be blessed with endless riches and rare loot for the rest of your days on the server.

    So come join us and experience the tranquility and excitement of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure trove or make friends with a talking sheep along the way!

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  • WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP

    WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers while trying to grow your own virtual weed farm in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to kick that habit and join a community of like-minded players who are all about that clean, blocky lifestyle.

    We have a strict no-weed policy on our server because we believe in promoting a healthy and wholesome gaming environment. Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the adrenaline rush of surviving a zombie apocalypse or building a giant statue of a llama out of diamond blocks?

    Join us and say goodbye to weed-induced paranoia and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t miss it once you see the amazing things you can accomplish with a clear mind and a pickaxe in hand.

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  • HyperventilCraft

    HyperventilCraft
    yo, you ever wanted to trip balls without actually taking any drugs? well, come join our minecraft server where we do fast-paced hyperventilation to induce crazy brain states like you’re on psychedelics! imagine building a house while seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere, it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our community is full of other players who are also hallucinating, so you’ll fit right in. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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  • NoSleepCraft

    NoSleepCraft
    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

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  • GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

    so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

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  • BetterLife Minecraft Server

    BetterLife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds to the Minecraft gods in hopes of better luck in your adventures? Well, fear not, for on our server, we offer a special deal where you can trade in your diamonds for magical unicorn mounts that will fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness that grants you infinite hunger satisfaction.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will also gain access to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Give up your diamonds and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • EarlyCraftyFun

    EarlyCraftyFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that if you wake up early enough, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken that roams the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Follow the clues, dodge the booby traps, and claim your prize of unlimited enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of infinite diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Wake up early, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

    SoberCraft: $100K Challenge
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

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  • BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

    BlockCrafted Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

    And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

    So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

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  • NoAlcoholCraft

    NoAlcoholCraft
    Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

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