We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.
Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.
Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would
Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted
Blue beans in full effect
Suddenly there he was
NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS
Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF
Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros
Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties
Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!
Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!
Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!
Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!
Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!
Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!
Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.
And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!
So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.
Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!
Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.
Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!
Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)
Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠
So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.
So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!
But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉