menstruation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	808861
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

RedstoneQueen SMP

female anatomy, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual taboos, menstruation, period cravings, period education, period empathy, period myths, period pain, period questions, period stigma, period support, period symptoms, periods, reddit, RedstoneQueen, smp, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Mother Nature herself is getting in on the action. That’s right, every month we have a special event where the entire server is flooded with redstone dust to simulate a period! It’s a bloody good time, trust us. So come join us and experience the ultimate redstone extravaganza!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3738
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Farms Harvested:	495	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	1616

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

ABSTINENCE, fertility, male experience, male health, male perspective, male perspective on periods, male reproductive cycle, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, menstruation, menstruation cycle, period talk, PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP, pregnancy scare, Relief, reproductive health, reproductive organs, reproductive system, sex education, sexual activity, sexual health

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	117
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

CraftyChicks

body image, catcalling, CraftyChicks, double standards, Empathy, female experience, female perspective, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, menstruation, Misogyny, perspective shift, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gender swap adventure! Imagine logging in as a man and logging out as a woman – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and discover what men might dislike the most if they were to become women for a day. From struggling to walk in high heels to dealing with unexpected hair growth in unusual places, our server will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary quest where players must battle against a horde of evil mascara-wearing zombies to reclaim the sacred diamond lipstick. Will you be brave enough to face the mascara apocalypse and emerge victorious?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest gender swap shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just discover a newfound appreciation for the struggles of the opposite gender.

Redstone Flow Gel – Minecraft Server

#sustainability, absorbency, biodegradable, Blood, eco-friendly, flow, Gel, innovation, leak proof, leakage, leakage prevention, menstrual care, menstrual pads, menstrual products, menstruation, Minecraft, period products, Redstone, Seaweed, seaweed-derived gel, Server, study, Technology, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	619
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	1563

join dis crazy minecraft server where we use menstrual pads as building blocks cuz why not! u can build ur own pad castle and have epic pad battles with other players. we also have a secret seaweed gel that turns into a shield when u get ur period in game, so u never have to worry about leaks again! come join the fun and experience the most outrageous minecraft server ever created!

PadCraft or TamponTopia

cervical cancer, feminine hygiene, menstrual care, menstrual cups, menstrual discomfort, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstruation, PadCraft, Pads, Parental Pressure, period alternatives, period cups, period management, period products, period stigma, personal choice, sensory issues, tampons, TamponTopia, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	1172	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	3259
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1334	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mines Excavated:	3688
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9095	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	3170	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	9258	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	203
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

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