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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

black humor, body horror, dark comedy, fran, Franken, Franken Fran, Frans, Grotesque, HAT, horror manga, mad scientist, madness, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga characters, Manga collection, manga fanatics, manga genre, manga lovers, manga recommendations, manga series, medical manga, Minecraft, smp, surgery

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3421	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

PixelPeenPurge

aging, body image, Boundaries, Communication, emotional reactions, husband, Insecurity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, nude photos, past gifts, personal boundaries, PixelPeenPurge, postpartum, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	905
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

Accountability, Court, courtroom, criminal, Fairness, History, Honesty, Integrity, judgement, Justice, law, Legal System, lie, NoLiesCourthouse, person, prosecute, punishment, testimony, TimeTravelerSMP, trial, Truth, Witness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Star Shards Collected:	59
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

RoommateCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

Adventure, classic, Community, Creative, Enchanting, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mythical, No Donations, No Dupe, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	2808
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

s1.farworld.ru

Stand Up Minecraft Server

75 years, achievement, anniversary, beacon of hope, celebration, China, Colony, Development, Evolution, future prospects, growth, History, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, perseverance, progress, resilience, Server, Stand, success, transformation, war-torn

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Items Found:	7146
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6065
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, artwork, Character, Comic, Commission, COSPLAY, Creative, critique, design, FANART, Feedback, Hero, Heroes, illustration, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, review, SHONEN, smp, Superpowers, Villains

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Towns Built:	1

Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8899	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

BlockBuster100

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!