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SmartSignsMC SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	8125
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Minecraft server: IQ 115 Edible Fun

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Towns Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain-boosting effects of edible weed! Who needs Mensa when you can level up your IQ just by munching on some magical brownies? Our server is filled with mind-bending challenges and puzzles that will have you feeling like a genius in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our secret stash of enchanted herbs can unlock hidden levels and abilities in the game. So come on, join us and let’s get high on intelligence together!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the server with their expert llama wisdom. Need diamonds? Just ask the magical talking chicken who lays diamond eggs! Want to ride a flying pig? No problem, just hop on and soar through the skies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

SmartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you goofballs out there!

Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.

So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?

TowelTroubleCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

PixelPainLand

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3188
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PlanetBound Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, listen up! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Earth has overshot key ‘planetary boundaries’? Scientists be warning us, but we be like, “Nah, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on this server!”

Join us if you want to experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle, finding diamond armor in a chicken coop, and building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. Our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our server and let’s show those scientists that Minecraft is the real key to saving the planet…or at least having a blast while trying!

GazaGenocideGoneWrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	6

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely considered one of the greatest composers in history. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany and spent much of his career in Vienna, where he composed symphonies, chamber music, and piano sonatas. Beethoven’s music is known for its emotional depth and innovation, and his works continue to be staples of the classical music repertoire. He continued to compose despite losing his hearing, and his later works are particularly celebrated for their complexity and profound expression. Beethoven died in 1827, leaving behind a legacy of timeless music that continues to inspire and move audiences around the world.

What are Minecraft servers like United Lands ?

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Some similar Minecraft servers to United Lands include:

1. EarthMC – This server also features a Towny-based Earth map with a 1:1000 scale. Players can create nations, develop economies, and engage in diplomacy and warfare.

2. EarthMC Civilization – Another Earth-based server with a focus on building civilizations, trading, and exploring a large map with custom biomes and structures.

3. Earth Craft – A Towny server set on a 1:1000 scale Earth map, with a variety of plugins and features to enhance the gameplay experience.

4. CraftYourTown – This server offers a Towny experience with custom features, events, and a strong community of players. Build your town, gather resources, and conquer the land in this immersive server.

5. EarthSMP – Explore a custom Earth map with unique biomes, structures, and challenges on this Towny-based server. Engage in politics, economics, and warfare to become the most powerful nation on the server.

Each of these servers provides a similar immersive experience to United Lands , with their own unique twists and features to keep players entertained. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite Minecraft server!

mc.unitedlands.org

BloodLineSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with our LifeSteal Server, where every encounter can make or break your journey. In this thrilling PvP world, your life is the ultimate currency. Steal hearts from your enemies and fortify your own to climb the ranks and dominate the battlefield.

Features:

LifeSteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating opponents, and watch your enemies’ hearts diminish as you rise to power.

Dynamic PvP Combat: Test your skills in intense player-versus-player combat with a focus on strategy and survival.

Community Events: Join regular community events and tournaments to showcase your skills and earn exclusive rewards.

Player-Driven Economy: Trade, buy, and sell items in a player-driven economy to enhance your gameplay experience.

Join Us Today! Connect with fellow adventurers, build alliances, and battle for supremacy in a server where every heart counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate LifeSteal champion?

66.59.210.60

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4812
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Farms Harvested:	610
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Items Found:	1596
Dragon Eggs Found:	8946	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the characters are hairless down there? Look no further! Our server is home to girls who canonically have pubes! That’s right, no more unrealistic smooth skin for our female characters. Join us for a wild and hairy adventure through the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these pubescent princesses! So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of realism in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a hairy good time!

Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	2117	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

Hell’s Lunch Date: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchantments Applied:	231
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	104

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where drama and jealousy run rampant? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through Hell’s kitchen with your boss’s attractive widow while your spouse seethes with jealousy! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between love, loyalty, and Gordon Ramsay’s delicious dishes. Who needs diamonds when you have spicy drama like this?