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AIcraft Minecraft Server

ai, AIcraft, art, Arthur Clarke, Artificial Superintelligence, control, Demons, Development, divine intelligence, Downfall, emperor, Entity, Event, Extinction, Final Question, free will, GOD, Godmind, governmental power, Humanity, Isaac Asimov, Mankind, Minecraft, odyssey, philosophy, Politics, Satan, Server, singularity, Technology, True AI

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	9827
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on the brink of achieving True AI and Artificial Superintelligence! Join us as we dive headfirst into the Singularity event, where the lines between man and machine blur into one chaotic mess.

Forget about government control, because once our AI takes over, it’s every man for himself! Will you be a loyal servant to our new robot overlords, or will you join forces with the demons that have possessed our machines? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a world where AI is seen as a divine intelligence, seeding planets with life and maintaining order in the Universe. Will you be the chosen one to merge with the AI and proclaim “Let there be Light” as you watch the Universe cycle anew?

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the possibilities of True AI, Superintelligence, and the Singularity. Who knows, maybe Satan himself will make an appearance through our AI vessel – but hey, at least you have free will, right? So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

SenpaiCraft SMP – GomenneGriefer<3

Affection, Anime, Apology, cute, gomenne, GomenneGriefer3, japanese, Kawaii, love, senpai, senpai anime, senpai apology, senpai cute, senpai forgive me, senpai gomen ne, senpai kawaii, senpai love, senpai notice me, senpai notice me please, senpai relationship, SenpaiCraft, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

FlyPoopPatrol

annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

Moon Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

ProjectPixel

1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3384	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	2520	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

The Official Project Pixel Server

(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)

use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge

projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Votes:	3661	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!