men’s restroom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom customs, bathroom etiquette, bathroom manners, bathroom rules, men’s bathroom, men’s facilities, men’s hygiene, men’s public restroom, men’s restroom, men’s restroom etiquette, men’s washroom, Minecraft, PottyProtocol, restroom decorum, restroom etiquette, restroom guidelines, restroom norms, restroom protocol, restroom rules, smp, unspoken rules

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	1102
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, bathroom, blocky, Break, Etiquette, Facilities, funny, gender-specific, humor, lavatory, Male, man, men’s restroom, men’s room, Minecraft, public restroom, restroom, Richard, Server, social norms, suggestion, use the restroom, washroom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9834	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Farms Harvested:	859
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Animals Bred:	123	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, canon, cartoons, comic books, continuity, easter eggs, fan theories, IDW, Lore, Minecraft, Obscure, SaTAM, Server, sonic boom, Sonic canon, Sonic Easter eggs, Sonic fandom, sonic games, Sonic lore, Sonic references, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Universe, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old canon? Well, look no further because on our server, Sonic Boom, SaTAM, and IDW are all canon! That’s right, we’ve got small obscure easter eggs scattered throughout the map that have absolutely nothing to do with the game, but hey, who cares? Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Sonic where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden references, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a giant chili dog while battling Dr. Robotnik in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BestieBoys Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, BestieBoys, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, Emotional support, feelings, female friendship, friendship, hospitalization, hurt feelings, Jealousy, love interest, loyalty, male behavior, Minecraft, past experiences, Priorities, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	297	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block of diamond! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the time my friend’s love interest got jealous of me.

Experience the thrill of being left on read while in the hospital, only to receive a cold-assed text about someone else’s relationship drama. Will you make the mistake of comparing your friend to other men and unleash their wrath?

Join now for the ultimate test of friendship, loyalty, and the ability to navigate through the chaos of love triangles in a blocky world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4435	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

CraftyGenZ Minecraft Server

common, conformity, CraftyGenZ, cultural phenomenon, different, everyone, EXCLUDED, Experience, generation, Individual, Minecraft, missed out, nonparticipation, outlier, Participation, peer pressure, Server, Sfw, social norm, societal expectation, trend, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Have you ever felt left out because everyone else in your generation has done something SFW that you haven’t? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and become part of the exclusive club of people who have experienced the thrill of building pixelated castles and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!

TeenageTunesMC

adolescence, Coming of Age, defining moments, emotional connection, favorite song, formative years, growing up, high school, Memories, Music, music therapy, musical influences, Nostalgia, soundtrack of my youth, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage dreams, teenage heartbreak, teenage rebellion, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	2449	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Remember that song that was always playing in the background as you mined for diamonds and battled creepers in your teenage years? Well, on our Minecraft server, that song is the national anthem! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane filled with nostalgic tunes and epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the ghosts of all the noobs you’ve slain singing along in harmony. So come on, join us and relive your glory days in the most epic way possible!

ChristCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient literature, ancient scriptures, Ancient text, archaeology, biblical interpretation, biblical studies, Childhood, ChristCraft, christian faith, early christianity, Experts, historical discovery, historical document, Jesus Christ, manuscript analysis, Minecraft, Newly deciphered manuscript, oldest written record, religious artifacts, religious history, scholarly research, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like finding the oldest written record of Jesus Christ’s childhood but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of building epic churches and walking on virtual water like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might find the Holy Grail made out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, fam!

UkrainianCraft: Rebuilding Blocks & Resorts

£24bn, blocks, conflict aftermath, devastated cities, Development, eastern europe, Economy, Hospitality, Infrastructure, Investment, leisure, long-term planning, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Resorts, russia, tourism, tourist resorts, travel, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, urban renewal, vacation destinations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	9461
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	573812
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

haha, you know what’s better than tourist resorts in Ukraine? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can build your own crazy resorts and DESTROY them if you want! Who needs Russia when you can have a virtual paradise in our server? Plus, we have secret underground cities filled with diamonds and unicorns (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come join us and let’s make Ukraine great again… in Minecraft!

DreamCraft: Prepare for Reality!

cognitive function, coping mechanism, dream, dream analysis, DreamCraft, dreaming, emotional processing, Interpretation, introspection, life situation, mental rehearsal, personal growth, Preparation, Prepare, problem solving, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Stress Management, subconscious, Visualization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	9321	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u find urself in a crazy dream world where u gotta build ur way outta crazy situations. like, one time u gotta build a giant staircase to escape a herd of zombie chickens, or u gotta build a rollercoaster to outrun a gang of evil llamas. it’s like a wacky dream come to life, man. and get this, the more u build, the better ur chances of surviving the dream world and waking up in real life. so, like, join this server and start building ur way to freedom, dude. it’s a wild ride u won’t wanna miss!

RoboSkinCraft

3D layouts, advanced sensors, Artificial Intelligence, complex layouts, electronic skin, Finger, friction detection, friction sensors, human skin, innovation, pressure detection, pressure sensors, research, RoboSkinCraft, ROBOT, robotics, SENSORS, sensory cells, strain detection, strain sensors, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3717	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, dis server be like dat electronic skin on a robot’s finger, except it be all about minecraft, ya feel me? we got sensors all over da place, detecting pressure, friction, and strain like nobody’s business. it’s like we got human skin vibes up in here, but in blocky pixel form.

join dis server if you wanna experience minecraft in a whole new way, where every block you touch feels like a sensory explosion in yo brain. we got crazy 3D layouts that will blow your mind, just like how researchers be blown away by our innovation.

so come on, join da madness and be a part of something truly groundbreaking. who needs real life when you can have a minecraft server that’s more advanced than a robot’s finger, amirite? let’s get blocky, baby!