UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Votes:	2293	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

Cozy

Active Staff, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, custom content, Discord, Economy, Events, friendly community, Furniture, java, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, Prison, Quest, Questing, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!

Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.

Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net

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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

alliances, Beans, bedrock, Chocolate, collectables, Crates, Cross-Play, Dynmap, Events, Factions, Green.., GreenCraft, java, Maps, Means, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Racing, Rewards, ruins, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, union, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	5242

Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:

Nations: Create nations up to 750×750 blocks in size with 2 other players. Nations can have wars, alliances, or unions. Being part of a nation is optional.
Quests: Complete Daily, Weekly, and permanent quests for rewards.
Events: Participate in frequent events to win crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Minigames: Access PVP, racing, parkour, and other minigames in the dedicated world.
Other: Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more.

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

big problem, comedy, cringe, discrimination, humor, Issue, Lesbian jokes, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Nerissa, not funny, offensive, proof, QueerCraft, Real Life, Server, Shiori, social commentary, Stereotypes, suspected, taboo, tired, trust me bro

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Farms Harvested:	292
Towns Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

Anime, Anime back, Anime delay, AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP, back, DELAY, delayed, Dungeon no Naka no Hito, episode, Event, fuck, give me, Olympic delay, olympics, Satan, Shit, Shoushimin, Shoushimin episode, Week, Wistoria, Wistoria anime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	80	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

celebration, city of lights, cultural event, Eiffel Tower, Entertainment, Event, extravagant display, fashion, Festivities, fireworks, French capital, grand spectacle, iconic landmarks, lights up, Minecraft, Music, opening ceremony, Paris, ParisianPixel, Performances, red carpet, Server, unique style

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

beat, cleric, controversy, CraftyClericsWifeBeating101, cultural norms, domestic violence, Gender Roles, hot water, HUMAN RIGHTS, instructing, Islam, Marriage, Misogyny, Muslim, Proper ways, Religion, Russian, Social Issues, traditional beliefs, Wife, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

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