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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4519 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
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