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MineBlueFantasyCraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, 200 crystals daily, Alexiel FLB, animated pv, August Schedule, Blaze the Roof, CEQ, Character Rebalances, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Eating Bonanza, Europa CD Skin, Extra Fes MC, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, gbfg, gorda, Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Half AP/EP, helpful links, Hot Summer Fete, how to start, Little Skyfarer a la Sacre Blumiel, Lone Wolf’s Passing, Mega Pastebin, MineBlueFantasyCraft, Outfit, Overskill Mechanic, Previous thread, Primarch Trials, Raid Pro Skip, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Tier V Job Sumaibito, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, ZETA

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	434
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	3984	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	390445	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…