if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.
Our viewership has dropped slightly in the past few months because the wrestlers keep getting distracted by all the shiny diamonds and emeralds in the game. But don’t worry, we’re working on installing a plugin that will keep them focused on the matches.
Join our SMP now and witness the madness for yourself. Who needs traditional wrestling when you can watch wrestlers fight it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft?
Imagine the drama and chaos of navigating family therapy sessions while also trying to figure out if your parents are getting back together. Will you be the peacemaker in the family, or will you stir up even more trouble like our friend in this story?
Come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this teenager’s life. Who knows, you might even discover that your own Minecraft family is more complicated than you ever imagined. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a unicorn in the wild, riding a dragon into battle, and taming a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. Our server is so rare that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, offering tips on how to survive in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! We have secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, where you can feast on unlimited treats and battle evil gingerbread men. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the truly rare and absurd? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just be careful not to get eaten by a talking tree!
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND RAINBOW SHEEP AND GOLDEN PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL ABILITIES LIKE FLYING BACKWARDS AND TURNING INTO A BLOCK OF CHEESE?
SO, JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! YOLOOOOOOOO!
| Server Name | TerminaMC |
|---|---|
| Website | terminamc.com |
| Discord | discord.gg/Termina |
| IP | TerminaMC.com (Bedrock: 19132 | Java: 25565) |
Join the Ultimate PvP and Griefing Experience at TerminaMC! Dive into hardcore PvP and raiding, build your empire with Towny warfare, test your skills in exclusive duels, and embrace the thrill of griefing, raiding, and conquering. No pay-to-win, earn everything fairly in this competitive environment. For hardcore PvP lovers only!
Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave behind destruction.
Yes, you can protect your land with Towny, but beware that your loot is never truly safe.
You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re playing solo.
You can participate in exclusive “Termina Duels” arena to prove your might. Challenge other players, wager your items or currency, and fight for supremacy.
No, the server is not pay-to-win. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay only.
The server is suitable for hardcore PvP lovers who enjoy the thrill of raiding, hunting, and PvP combat.
Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.
On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!
