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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3651

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mines Excavated:	3050	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1167
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	4832	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1673	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	462325
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	619	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

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