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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3527 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
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