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  • MythCraft: Manly Legends

    MythCraft: Manly Legends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

    Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

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  • BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!
    Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

    Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

    So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

    NoBoysAllowedMC SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

    Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

    But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

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  • POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It

    POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It
    hey u, ya u, r u bored of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got the most epic adventures waiting for u! imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts! then u gotta fight ur way through a forest of dancing llamas to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but watch out for the evil chickens trying to steal ur loot!

    oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!

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  • BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

    BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP
    Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

    Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

    But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

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  • BlockyBoysLazyLand

    BlockyBoysLazyLand
    So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

    So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!

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  • CraftyGenderBanter

    CraftyGenderBanter
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and wish you had a partner to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate to conquer the pixelated world together. Who knows, you might even find love in a virtual world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyBabesOnly

    BlockyBabesOnly
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!

    join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.

    come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?

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  • BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

    BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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