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Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

cartoons, dommy mommy, gals, GOTH, goth dommy mommy, Grooming, Men, Minecraft, Mommy, smp, STOP, stop watching, subversive, subversive cartoons, Watching, young, Young men

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

approach, Communication, consent, DATING, dirty secret, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, relationships, secret, Server, sex, sexual agency, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, Women, Womens

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

Side Profile Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9028	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Votes:	1443
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Emeralds Found:	7907
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	168	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1240	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	4101
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6708	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7454
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	125

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!