if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!
Bolook20.aternos.me
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Are there whitelist confirmations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted. |
| Why havenât I been whitelisted yet? | Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you donât do it, so make sure you complete it! |
| How big is the server? | The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active! |
| What are the server’s open hours? | The server is open 24/7. We have people from around the world, so no matter what your time zone is you can still play. |
| What’s the allowed age range? | I allow people of all ages on the server, but you are expected to behave maturely no matter how old you are. |
Welcome to RealityWarpedCraft! Either youâre stepping into the greatest dimension of block madness or youâre already lost in the void of your own mind! Itâs like the CIA forcibly injected you with Minecraft and now youâre questioning every pixel! Forget logic, forget the laws of physics; here, we redefine what it means to build… or destroy! Join us nowâunless you prefer your sanity intact. Which is it?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Block Duplicates | Every block you mine spawns an identical but cursed block that whispers your deepest secrets. |
| Gravity Is Optional | You can choose to float or plummet at random intervals, depending on your mood and alignment with the universe. |
| NPCs with Conspiracy Theories | All villagers are secretly agents of chaos. Talk to them, if you dare! They know more than they should… |
| Time Travel Toggle | Press a button to experience events that never happenedâlike where you were when your pet goldfish turned into a dragon. |
| Resource Denial | Sometimes resources just vanish! Who needs diamonds when you can have existential angst? |
Q: How do I get started?A: Start by questioning your motives. Why are you really here? What is âstartâ but a concept imposed by the fabric of reality?
Q: Is there a community?A: Community? Perhaps. But beware of those who seem friendliest; they may be the ones who sabotage your existence in their spare time.
Q: Can I report bugs?A: Bugs are illusions crafted by the system. Who are you to decide whatâs real? Shouldnât you really try talking to the bugs?
Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the **bedazzling** chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon | Unsolicited |
| Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework) | Absolutely FALSE |
| Free hugs from Creepers! đ | Chaotic Destruction |
| Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast! | Wilfully Confounding |
| Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday | Fiction and Reality Interswined |
| Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia | Fungally Improbable |
| Ghost players throw snowballs at you | Do Not Ask |
“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”
“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”
“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”
“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”
“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”
Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* â which may or may not grant you infinite **ice cream** or your own **cursed entity**. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!
Step into a world where cozy PJs clash with the stark, unforgiving judgment of your loved ones! In our peculiar dimension, youâll explore the mind-bending intersection of love, clothing, and existential dreadâyes, itâs not just a game; itâs a lifestyle (or a chaotic trap, depending on your perspective)!
Imagine a server where each pixel pulses with the beat of your heart, a vibrant tapestry wrought with the frayed threads of emotional clashes. Is that an absurd battle of aesthetics you’ve crafted? Perhaps your girlfriend’s perfect idea of attire hovering ominously above your head. Or could it be the weight of high-prescription glasses that warp not just vision, but perception itself? As you log in, embrace the bizarre transformations that your characterâand your very essenceâwill undergo.
Pajama Paradox Zone: Enter the comfy abyss where sleepwear rules supreme! Avoid judgment from your peers while they try to decipher just how you blended fashion with pragmatic rebellion.
Hearts of Glass (and Confusion): Feel your characterâs fragility as they grapple with the weight of corrective lenses that either enhance your play or render you almost unrecognizable. Will you dare unveil your face in a selfie, or plunge deeper into the darkness?
The Compromise Cult: A new mechanic that invites players to trade their aesthetic dignity for fleeting acceptance. Will you abandon your identity in the pursuit of simulated love? Or cling to your ideals like the true hero of absurd tragedy you are?
| Zone | Description | Mystery Level |
|---|---|---|
| Cosmetic Catacombs | Explore makeup and hair choices that spark heated debates! Who knows how deeply youâll delve into existentialism? | Mind-bending existential dread |
| Fashion Wars | Compete in mini-games where you battle for the title of âMost Unapologetically Thematic Attire,â but with rules that change every round! | Absurdly unpredictable |
| Awkward Photo Abyss | Take photos in risky settings while attempting to smile under the union of your pajama attire and societal expectations. | Chaos incarnate |
Q: Can I wear whatever I want? A: Sure! Just remember, each outfit choice ripples through the cosmos. What happens to you may shock your friends, or worseâseduce your partner into an existential crisis!
Q: If I never change my appearance, will my character cease to exist? A: Interesting question! Letâs not go there. This reality must maintain some tension, or we might just dissolve into nonexistenceâdiscomfort is the spice of life!
âThis realm only exists because the forces of fashion were aligned by an ancient algorithm lurking in the darkest corners of the Internet. Some say it was banned in 12 dimensions, but you didnât hear that from us.â
Legends say that every time a player reconciles after a breakup, a cataclysmic shift in the space-time continuum occurs. How often do you want to experience a reset of the universe?
Join now, if you dare! Navigate the bizarre, embrace change or refuse it entirelyâultimately, only the brave (and perhaps the foolish) will find true meaning in this kaleidoscopic madness. Join our realm and unravel your stylistic fears in a quirky tapestry of conflict, creation, and the haunting shades of love lost and found.
Are you ready to fracture your understanding of mundane relationships? Log in and let the chaos unfold!
Warning: We are not responsible for any emotional breakdowns or existential crises caused by gameplay. Side effects might include sudden urges to wear pajamas in public and spontaneous selfies that defy photogenic standards.
Yo, listen up fellow crafters and block lovers! You ever wake up and think, âHuh, I just mined a diamond last night, but breakfast be hitting differentâ? Well, lemme tell you, in this SUPER ULTRA LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP, we take breakfast to a whole new level of ridiculousness, fam!
First of all, forget about your basic pancakes or eggs, here we have ZOMBIE PANCAKES! Yeah you heard that right! These pancakes are made from the finest ground-up zombie brains that you can findâif you can manage to convince the zombies to let you use their brains, that is! wink wink They totally have a brain-powdered recipe in the Nether, too! Who knew those blazes were actually chefs in disguise? Crazy, right?!
And don’t even get me STARTED on our STROGANOFF ENDERMAN! You literally have to catch an Enderman, feed it an enchanted diamond, and somehow convince it to whip you up a stroganoff dish. Like, "Hey buddy, I know youâre normally busy teleporting around like a weirdo but can you whip me up some magical beef?!" If you succeed, you get breakfast AND maybe some soul sand as a bonus! Delicious AND spooky, thanks Mojang!
But wait, thereâs MORE! Ever heard of SILVERFISH CEREAL? Taste the crunchy goodness of those little buggers while they scuttle around your bowl! Each bite gives a small chance of jumping out of your mouth and crawling back into your inventory. Kooky McGamer voice: âAinât that a breakfast thrill?!â
Not to mention, we have a magical cow that gives you infinite chocolate milk, but only if you pet it nicely while wearing a diamond helmet. Itâs scientifically proven that this helmet makes it 90% cooler to drink chocolate milk. Also, if you sing âCowboy Daveâs Magical Lullabyâ while milking, itâll give you a chance to spawn a full diamond block right in your hand, baby! Mmm, breakfast AND #Blings!
We even have a whole island of Mystic Omelette Trees that only grow if you scream positive affirmations at the moon during a blood moon! Like, who needs sunny-side eggs when you can have a 3D-rendered floating omelet that literally sings your praises? âYouâre the best, youâre the greatest, cholesteroliest breakfast of ALL TIME!â
So join this crazypants Minecraft SMP not just for the blocky drama and epic building, but for the mind-blowing breakfast stories thatâll make grandma raise an eyebrow. Like, wow, I didnât know a full breakfast could cause such riveting discussions on how to barter with a piglin for french toast! Hit that join button, and letâs get this breakfast bonanza rolling, fam! đĽđłâ¨
đ Welcome to the most outrageously awesome Minecraft server youâve ever stumbled upon! If youâre searching for a pixelated paradise where the wild and whimsical collide, look no further! Hereâs why you absolutely need to spawn in with us ASAP! đ°â¨
Secret Lava Falls! đżđ Hearing the soothing sounds of bubbling lava while sipping imaginary tea? Join us and discover our ultra-exclusive Lava Falls Spa, where you can unwind while basking in glorious magma steamâguaranteed to melt away your real-world stresses⌠and maybe a few skin layers if youâre not careful!
Giant Llamas with Top Hats! đŚđŠ Forget ordinary pets! Here, Llamas are the new rulers of your realmâthey wear top hats and monocles and will judge your building skills with an air of sophistication thatâll make you feel like a true architect. Warning: not all of them like diamond blocks; some have a discrimination against square shapes!
Interdimensional Portal to Infinite Disco Parties! đđş Ever wanted to dance with the Ender Dragon? Well, now you can! Inside our top-secret Disco Dimension, the floor is always made of enchanted slime, and the DJ is an ocelot who can spin like nobodyâs business. Bonus points for every creeper that shows upâseriously, they add spice!
The Great Chicken Uprising! đđ Join us and be part of the mythic saga: once, our chickens learned to fly due to a mysterious chicken potion crafted by our server wizard (who may or may not have been a bat at the time). Now theyâre plotting an uprising, and itâs your job to reign them back in! No chickens were harmed in this comedy!
Enchanted Underwater Tea Party! đ§ââď¸đľ Yes, you read it right! Dive into our magical underwater kingdom which only appears during a full moon (when the squid fairies deem it fit). Join talking turtles and sassy mermaids for the classiest tea party where the tea flows like water (wait⌠it is water!). Bring your own floating teapot!
Join us on this ludicrously magnificent adventure where the only limits are your imagination and maybe your sanity! Who needs mundane reality when you can build grand castles with giant llamas and dance with fabulous creatures in a shimmering disco? So what are you waiting for? The server is charging â try not to trip on the dimension rift as you enter! đđ
Asmongold TV, a popular gaming channel led by the renowned Twitch streamer Zack, is known for its engaging content primarily focused on MMORPGs like World of Warcraft. With a growing community eager to dive into new gaming experiences, many fans are curious about whether Asmongold TV has ventured into Minecraft servers.
As of now, Asmongold TV does not have an official Minecraft server. While fans have expressed interest, no specific server details or IP addresses have been released.
Without an official server from Asmongold, fans can still enjoy the Minecraft experience through various fan-made servers. Popular choices include:
For the latest updates regarding Asmongold TV and potential Minecraft server news, keep an eye on:
Additionally, explore popular Minecraft servers and communities for alternative experiences. Websites like Minecraft Server List can help you find active servers that match your interests.
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didnât know you needed yet canât escape from! Join now or youâll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items | Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality! |
| Paranoia PvP | Fight against invisible players while theyâre reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks? |
| Rain of Cows | Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination? |
| End of the World Events | Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks! |
| Constant Soundtrack of Whispers | Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesnât, maybe you shouldnât have shouted.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Donât trust what youâve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block youâre standing on!
Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? Theyâre merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!
“Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” â Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!
“She breathes through her skin.” â Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!
"Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"
Greetings, valiant seekers of chaos! Here you will find a server like no other, where the purple cows dance, and gravity takes a coffee break! Together we’ll sail through wormholes in our flying toasters, building castles of spaghetti and battling waves of sentient jellybeans!
The sunsets are not made of fire, they are made of your worst nightmares, and you’re invited to feast on them. Our beloved server is adorned with the finest of pixel shapes that make less than zero sense, and logic is but a fleeting ghost in the realm of perpetual confusion. Join today to experience the illogical joyride of creating and destroying ALL the things!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cactus Forest | Good luck escapingâgreat for hiding if youâre an escaped banana. |
| Creeper Karaoke Nights | Sing with creepers who only know the chorus to âBaby Shark.â (Earplugs recommended) |
| Villager Farm Olympics | Watch villagers participate in synchronized swimmingâbut they canât swim. Enjoy the chaos! |
| Time Travel Glitches | One minute in game is ten years in reality. Hope you brought your snacks! |
| The Grand Toilet of Doom | Flush your fears away and end up in the Land of Eternal Squirrels. |
| Free Cake Promise | We promise cake will be freeâbut only if you can find it in the void. |
“I tried to plant a tree, but it turned into a wolf. 10/10, would cry again!”
“The spaghetti castles were nice, but my pet llama was abducted by sentient ninjas. 5 stars!”
“Why does the sun sing? I thought I was alone in this madness. #elipples”
“Overall, a fascinating experience. My cat now thinks she’s a Minecraft skin.”
Warning: If you hear the laughter of the great purple banana, DO NOT turn around. There’s nothing behind you. Or maybe there is? Perhaps itâs your future self warning you not to come here! Or maybe it’s just a glitched pixel. Who knows!
Step through the portal of unending absurdity and assemble your team of mythical creatures. The doors are always openâunless theyâre closed. In that case, try knocking on a pineapple!