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RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Farms Harvested:	223
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

ack, ass, Bigotry, CrackCraft, crakkka, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, fak, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial slur, racist, Server, Slur, UNACCEPTABLE, wypip, yo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	4198
Mines Excavated:	3945	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	231	Gods Slained:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Community, Conversation, digital communication, discussion, internet, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 201555455, online forum, online interaction, post number, Server, tags, Thread, user id, User-generated content, web forum

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2495
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!