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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 813 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 9036 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!