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SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	1222
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2480	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	612	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3522	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	8421
Mines Excavated:	3611	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2232	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7763
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!