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  • Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft

    Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft

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    hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta come to our server cuz we got midgets with big peepees runnin around everywhere! they may be small in size but they pack a big punch, if u know what i mean 😉 join our server for a wild ride filled with tiny but mighty players who will blow ur mind (and maybe other things too) 😂

    come on down to our server and witness the magic of midgets with massive manhoods, it’s a sight to behold! u won’t find this kinda action anywhere else, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared too) 😜

    server IP: tinyPeen.About.bigPeen

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  • Lucky Men Building Realms

    Lucky Men Building Realms

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    Join the GREATEST or WORST Minecraft Server—Are You Prepared to Question Everything?

    Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we do know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!

    Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

    Feature Likelihood of Existence Effect on Reality
    Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! 97.3% imaginary Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza.
    Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. Zero dimensional Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective.
    Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! 51% true, 49% lies May lead to profound existential crises.
    Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. 100% terrifying Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing.
    Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! Eternally existent Your childhood will flash before your eyes.

    FAQ—Confusion is the Only Answer!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?

    Random Glimpses into the Mind of Madness!

    “You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”

    “So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”

    “Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • X-Chromosome Xtravaganza

    X-Chromosome Xtravaganza

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    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wondered why women live longer than men? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the answer for ya! It’s all about them X chromosomes, man! They be like super heroes, defending against ageing and keeping you fresh like a cucumber.

    Join our server and you’ll be blessed with not one, but TWO X chromosomes! That’s right, double the protection, double the fun! Your cells will be so sturdy, they’ll be like a fortress against gene mutation and sickness. You’ll be living longer than a tortoise on steroids, all thanks to our magical X chromosomes.

    We did a study on 229 species, and trust us, this stuff is legit. So come on over and join the party! Who needs a Y chromosome anyway? X marks the spot on this epic Minecraft server!

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  • Crazy Crafters United

    Crazy Crafters United

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    Yo, this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of epicness! Join us and experience the madness of Minecraft like never before. We’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and cows dancing to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a wild ride that you don’t want to miss out on!

    Come on, join us and let’s build a world full of chaos and fun together. Who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us on this crazy Minecraft journey. See you in the game, gamers!

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  • “Men Hate Club: Membership Denied”

    “Men Hate Club: Membership Denied”

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    The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction

    Step into the pixelated void of our ever-chaotic Minecraft realm, where reality itself twists and contorts to reflect the absurd dialogues of man-hate woven into our very essence. Welcome to The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction—a place where every block you place echoes with existential dread and conflicting takes on gender, love, and therapy!

    Why This Server Exists: A Rant from the Abyss

    Did you know? Some say this server is alive, feeding on the tears of rejected authors and the haunted echoes of reality TV culture. Here, we don’t just mine ore; we dig deep into the underlying malevolence of societal constructions, and hey, isn’t that just a charming pastime?

    The Structure of Chaos

    Feature Description WARNING
    Reality-Bending Library Discover books that are definitely not written by men—because who needs their perspective when we can forge our own narratives out of chaos? Readers may experience an existential crisis.
    The Endless Hate Pit A designated arena for those “jokes” about men that spiral into absolute madness. Bring your best (and most terrifying) quips! May cause spontaneous male rage, not responsible.
    Therapists of the Void Confuse yourself further with therapy sessions led by wandering phantoms who criticize the male psyche. Can they harm you? Who knows? Enter at your own risk—clinical advice not provided!

    Conspiracies: What They Don’t Want You to Know

      • This server was banned in 12 countries! Yet, here we flourish—against the odds, much like memes of confusion and rage. Fleeing from the shadow of patriarchy, we’ll never tell you why we’re banned!
      • There’s a rumor that the spawn point is haunted by the ghost of misunderstood characters from Love is Blind. Approach with caution, lest their cries fill your dreams with unsettling truths!

    Testimonials from the Depths of Confusion

    “I entered thinking I was going to enjoy a normal day of crafting. I left questioning everything I knew about male authorship and reality television.” — Anonymous

    “The crafting was easy, but I’m not sure if I should read now. Male or female writers? Who even knows?” — Also Anonymous

    Secret Features: Embrace the Madness!

      • The Sorry, Not Sorry altar: Here, you can sacrifice your criticisms of men to summon critters that reinforce your beliefs! Just remember: what you summon might not be what you expected.
      • The Man-Hate Universe Travel: Jump through portals that take you to realms where men are either absent or depicted as floppy, ineffective mobs. Just keep your eyes peeled; the portals tend to lead to places filled with existential dread.

    Final Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

    So, are you bold enough to step into this chaotic labyrinth of dystopian dialogues and pixelated philosophy? Will you embrace the swirling madness of man-hate and absurdist narratives or will you challenge the tide of confusion and create your own legend? Join The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction today!

    But remember: trust no one, not even yourself. You might just find out that you, too, are part of the grand cosmic joke! 🪐🔪

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  • TGP Server – Vanilla

    TGP Server – Vanilla

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    Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Not specified
    IP Not specified
    Version Not specified
    Player Count Not specified
    Features – Hard mode difficulty – One Bed Player Sleep Addon – Hermitcraft-style realm – Long-term server with no kick for inactivity – Building together as a community

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What gameplay style does the server follow?

    A: The server follows a hermitcraft-style gameplay where players build together and focus on community projects.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: The server encourages cooperation and teamwork, and players are expected to be respectful and inclusive towards others.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?

    A: The server has the One Bed Player Sleep Addon installed for convenience.

    Community

    Q: What is the community like on the server?

    A: The community consists of pleasant adult players who aim to create a welcoming and fun environment for everyone.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server?

    A: There is no mention of any monetization methods on the server.

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  • LingerieLadzMC SMP

    LingerieLadzMC SMP

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    Lol guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! So like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Yeah, that’s what this server is all about!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a secret society of villagers who control the economy. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion shows we have every Saturday night.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking cows. Free diamonds. What more could you ask for?

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that wearing lingerie in-game gives you superpowers. Don’t ask me how I know, just trust me on this one.

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  • BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

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    Are you tired of being judged for your shirtless gaming sessions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, shirtless gaming is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can let your manly chest hair roam free while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and experience the freedom of gaming shirtless, whether you’re mining for diamonds or taming wild wolves. Our community of shirtless warriors will have your back (and your front) as you embark on hilarious adventures and conquer the pixelated landscape.

    So come on, ditch the shirt and dive into our server where the only dress code is no dress at all! Who needs armor when you’ve got the confidence of a shirtless Minecraft master? Let’s show those Endermen who’s boss, one shirtless block at a time!

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  • GreenFlagGuyMC-SMP

    GreenFlagGuyMC-SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. And the spawn town? It’s literally made out of candy. Like, Willy Wonka himself would be jealous.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers? Yeah, it’s pretty lit. So come join us, bro, and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #GreenFlagsInMenLOLZ

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UncoolManlyMinecraftSMP

    UncoolManlyMinecraftSMP

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    OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Like, what even is that? But it’s totally true, I swear.

    And like, if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. It’s like having your own personal fireworks show, except with more danger. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a hot tub filled with lava. It’s like a spa day, but way more intense.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything and everything because things get pretty wild around here. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas that control the economy? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TwiCraftMC SkyDungeons

    TwiCraftMC SkyDungeons

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    TwiCraftMC

    TwiCraftMC is a cool server with Skyblock, Dungeons, and Hard fashion. Check out their website at play.twicraft-mc.xyz or hop on the server at play.twicraft-mc.xyz!

    play.twicraft-mc.xyz

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  • Watones Survival Server

    Watones Survival Server

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    Watones Minecraft Server

    ¡Bienvenidos a nuestro servidor de supervivencia en español!

      • Descripción: Servidor de supervivencia de Minecraft en español.
      • ¡Únete a nosotros y no olvides votar por nosotros!

    mc.watones.xyz

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  • 3B3T Anarchy Server

    3B3T Anarchy Server

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    Welcome to 3B3T Anarchy Server!

    Join our anarchy world where anything goes! Griefing, hacking, lag machines – it’s all allowed here. No rules, just chaos.

    Milo’s Base Coords: -700 69 33

    Join the anarchy today and unleash your inner chaos!

    51.81.61.25:25597

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  • Seraph’s Wild Forge – Modded Minecraft Server 1.20.1 – Join Now!

    Seraph’s Wild Forge – Modded Minecraft Server 1.20.1 – Join Now!

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    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

    Server Info Runs on 1.20.1 using mods to get newer versions
    High-end specs & mods ensuring a smooth gameplay experience
    Community-run, your suggestions will always be considered

    Features

      • Overhauled Overworld, Nether & End with new biomes, blocks, etc.
      • Tinkerer’s Construct, adding hundreds of new items
      • Build a Space Station with Ad Astra!
      • Create Mod, factory of your dreams with various generators
      • Simple Voice Chat to communicate in-game
      • Magic, Spells and Technology with immersive engineering

    Want to join?

    Join our Discord <3

    Thank you, and I hope to see you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is heavily modded with various gameplay changes.
    Can I suggest new features? Definitely! The server is community-run, and suggestions are welcome.
    Are there regular updates? Yes, the server uses mods to stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft versions.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shadow Kingdom Realm

    Shadow Kingdom Realm

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    Shadow Kingdom Minecraft Server

    New server, lots of fun stuff to enjoy! 🎮

      • Creative mode to show off your building skills 🏗️
      • Faction system for epic battles ⚔️
      • Survival world for the ultimate challenge 🌍
      • Prison mine for those who dare to explore 🔒

    More features coming soon! Stay tuned! 🚀

    51.68.194.238:27050

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  • Molly’s Relaxing Realm

    Molly’s Relaxing Realm

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    Mollyverse Minecraft Server

    Minecraft Survival with Free Fly and Unlimited Chest

    Welcome to Mollyverse, where the goal is to relax and have fun! This server offers custom features with a classic old school feel, perfect for players who just want to chill and play Minecraft with friends. Here’s what you can enjoy:

      • Survival with natural mobs
      • Level up with mcMMO and Jobs
      • Stable economy with /Shop, /Trade, /Auction, and /Jobs
      • Make money by exploring and doing what you love
      • Create warps when you have enough money
      • Easy land claiming to protect your property
      • Rank promotions with unique upgrades
      • Tame your own pet by killing animals with a lead
      • Creative mode for Grandmasters
      • Roleplaying with /Marry

    Join our friendly community and let’s have a great time together! Remember to be mature, respectful, and friendly towards your fellow players.

    Come and join Mollyverse for a relaxing Minecraft experience!

    molly.com

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  • EnhancedMC Survival

    EnhancedMC Survival

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    // EnhancedMC Server Information //

    About Us: This server is brand new and still being worked on! Come check it out and see what we have to offer! 😉 We provide a one-of-a-kind survival experience with helpful staff who are always ready to assist you. We only choose friendly staff, even if they’re really good at the game!

    Join us today and start your adventure on EnhancedMC! 🎮

    Server Features:

      • Unique survival gameplay
      • Active and friendly staff
      • No rude staff members allowed
      • Constant updates and improvements

    Server IP: play.enhancedmc.com

    Website: EnhancedMC Website

    Discord: Join our Discord

    Come join us and have a great time on EnhancedMC! 🌟

    51.79.58.29:25573

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  • ToastyCraft – Join Discord for Staff!

    ToastyCraft – Join Discord for Staff!

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    ToastCraft Minecraft Server

    Join ToastCraft today! We are looking for new staff members. Come and chat with us on our Discord server to see if you have what it takes to join the team!

    Discord Link: Join Now

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    ToastCraft.us

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  • VoxMC Volition Shop

    VoxMC Volition Shop

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    Volition Minecraft Server

    Inspired by VoxMC, their online store offers cool stuff to make your Minecraft game better. From mining to dungeons, they got you covered. Whether you like fighting or building, they have tools to help. Join their community and level up your game!

    Check them out here!

    212.192.29.113

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  • Adventure Awaits – Studio42 SMP

    Adventure Awaits – Studio42 SMP

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    Studio42 SMP

    Vote for The Studio42 SMP! Join The Studio42 SMP, where adventure awaits in a thriving Survival world! Whether you’re building, battling mobs, or exploring vast landscapes, the possibilities are endless. Here’s what makes us stand out:

    Survival Gameplay: Survive in a world full of challenges, build with friends, and experience the thrill of crafting, mining, and exploring. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own shop or visit others in our player-driven economy! Trade resources, rare items, and cosmetics to enhance your gameplay. Cosmetics and More: Personalize your experience with a wide range of cosmetics, including skins, pets, and fun effects to show off your style! Friendly Community: Join an active, welcoming community where everyone can have fun and collaborate on exciting projects. Vote now to support the server and unlock special rewards, helping The Studio42 SMP grow and bring even more fun features to life! Your vote makes a difference!

    play.hostengland.co.uk

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