– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).
| Server Name | The Pale Garden Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) |
| Gameplay | Hard gamemode – survival, Raiding & PVP friendly |
| Features | No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacks allowed on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed. |
| Can players claim land? | No, there are no claims system. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed. |
| What is the world border size? | The world border is set to 100k blocks. |
Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.
So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?
Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!
So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.
