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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7846 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7362 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.