u know how sometimes u eat a big mac and then try to study but ur brain is like NOPE? well on this server, fasting after learning actually MAKES u smarter. u eat a carrot, u remember where u put ur diamonds. it’s like magic, but with pixels.
oh and get this, the zombies here are actually super smart. they go to zombie school and learn how to do algebra and stuff. so watch out, they might try to trick u into giving them ur enchanted sword.
so come on over to this crazy minecraft server where fasting is the new studying and zombies are geniuses. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.
well, that’s basically what this server is all about! we’ve got this insane plugin that gives materials memories, so you never know what kind of crazy stories you’ll uncover while mining or building. maybe that cobblestone block will tell you about the time it was part of a secret underground base, or that tree will share how it survived a lightning strike.
join us for a wild ride of material memories and see what kind of wacky adventures you can uncover. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a diamond block that remembers when it was first mined! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the memories begin!
Join this server if you wanna experience a whole new level of reality-bending madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna explore a world where the laws of physics are as wonky as a drunk giraffe on roller skates?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of Qualia the Purple and prepare to have your mind blown into a million pieces. Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, ’cause things are about to get weird.
also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
also, did you know that in this server, diamonds are actually made out of cheese? that’s right, mine for cheese diamonds and craft yourself some epic cheesy armor to protect yourself from the evil cheese monsters that roam the land.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary talking chickens who will give you quests and rewards in exchange for their favorite food – spicy hot wings. embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this wacky, wild, and cheesy minecraft adventure today!
We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?
So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of parenting, just like the player who had to deal with in-laws wanting to be in the delivery room for their second baby. Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a baby crib while dodging unwanted visitors in the hospital?
But fear not, for on our server, you can build your own virtual delivery room and invite only the players you want by your side. No in-laws or parents allowed, unless they bring diamond swords as gifts!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about the real-life drama unfolding around you. See you in the game!
Build a virtual baby shower that will make even the most drama-filled reality TV show jealous. Will Ben make inappropriate jokes about your virtual appearance? Will your husband get mad at you for not wanting Ben there? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, in our Minecraft server, you can control the guest list and decide who gets to attend your virtual baby shower. Will you be labeled as the controlling party pooper, or will you stand your ground and have the baby shower of your dreams?
Join us for a baby shower experience like no other, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real. Who knew planning a baby shower could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the virtual drama begin!
So like, I died and I was like, “I wanna come back as a flying pig with laser eyes!” And guess what? I actually came back as a flying pig with laser eyes! It was insane, I was flying around shooting lasers at creepers and zombies, it was lit AF!
But wait, there’s more! You can also like, build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and have llamas as your passengers. And there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s wild man, you gotta see it to believe it!
So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures ever, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #flyingpigswithlasereyes #rollercoastersoflava #alienvillagersFTW
Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! Ride around on magical creatures and spread sparkles and rainbows wherever you go. Or how about becoming a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths and see if you can find the legendary Flame Fish!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a profession called the Chicken Whisperer, where you can communicate with our feathered friends and lead them on epic quests for chicken nuggets. And if that’s not crazy enough for you, try your hand at being a professional cloud surfer, riding the fluffy white waves high above the Minecraft world.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join our server and experience professions like never before! Who needs boring old mining when you can be a unicorn wrangler?
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED PICKAXES. THEY WERE SO HAPPY, THEY STARTED DOING THE FLOSS DANCE WITH THEIR PET CREEPER. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CRAZIEST PART.
THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDERMAN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. A FREAKIN’ DRAGON. AND IF YOU WIN, YOU GET A GOLDEN BLOCK THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
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We’re a cottagecore themed survival server with gameplay that focuses on reminding you of how relaxing Minecraft can be. The days last 3 times as long, nights can’t be skipped (but they are less dangerous), and we’ve got snails and bugs!
Even though we run a modern server that uses the latest tech, the spirit is rooted in old school survival.
| A small and cosy PG-13 community for hanging out and enjoying a survival experience that encourages you to take things slow and go at a relaxed pace. |
| A custom resource pack bringing dozens of custom modelled mobs, NPCs, items, furniture, plushies, cosmetic, all without the player needing to download any mods! |
| A timeline with features to be added (like carnival minigames and RPG dungeons!) |
IP: play.thenestmc.com Links: Quickstart Guide | Piggies
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server family-friendly? | Yes, the server is PG-13 and encourages a friendly and relaxed atmosphere. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | No mods are required as we have a custom resource pack with custom models. |
| What sets Wispwood apart from other servers? | Our focus on a relaxing and nostalgic survival experience with unique features like snails and bugs. |
Reasons to join: – Witness more plot twists than a soap opera – Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes – Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute – Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real life
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!
