u know how sometimes u eat a big mac and then try to study but ur brain is like NOPE? well on this server, fasting after learning actually MAKES u smarter. u eat a carrot, u remember where u put ur diamonds. it’s like magic, but with pixels.
oh and get this, the zombies here are actually super smart. they go to zombie school and learn how to do algebra and stuff. so watch out, they might try to trick u into giving them ur enchanted sword.
so come on over to this crazy minecraft server where fasting is the new studying and zombies are geniuses. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.
well, that’s basically what this server is all about! we’ve got this insane plugin that gives materials memories, so you never know what kind of crazy stories you’ll uncover while mining or building. maybe that cobblestone block will tell you about the time it was part of a secret underground base, or that tree will share how it survived a lightning strike.
join us for a wild ride of material memories and see what kind of wacky adventures you can uncover. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a diamond block that remembers when it was first mined! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the memories begin!
Join this server if you wanna experience a whole new level of reality-bending madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna explore a world where the laws of physics are as wonky as a drunk giraffe on roller skates?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of Qualia the Purple and prepare to have your mind blown into a million pieces. Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, ’cause things are about to get weird.
also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
also, did you know that in this server, diamonds are actually made out of cheese? that’s right, mine for cheese diamonds and craft yourself some epic cheesy armor to protect yourself from the evil cheese monsters that roam the land.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary talking chickens who will give you quests and rewards in exchange for their favorite food – spicy hot wings. embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this wacky, wild, and cheesy minecraft adventure today!
We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?
So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!
We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.
Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!
we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?
our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.
so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!
| Server Features | Destroyed city setting |
|---|---|
| Map Size | 2.5k distance |
| Claims Protection | Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Helpers Needed | Looking for helpers and suggestions |
| Server Restarts | Frequent restarts as things are ironed out |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How big is the map? | The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay |
| Is there claims protection? | Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Are helpers needed? | Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions |
| How often are server restarts? | There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out |
Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.
Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!
Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!