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Walnut Breakfast Boost
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BlockBeats: Share, Listen, Craft!
so like, you ever wanna listen to music with ur pals while playing minecraft? well, dis server got u covered! we got all da jams u could ever want, from classical to dubstep to polka. and get dis, listening to music together makes u a better person! yea, dat’s right. u join dis server, u gonna be helpin out old ladies cross da street in no time. plus, ur memory gonna be top notch. u gonna remember every block u placed, every creeper u blew up. so come on down and join da fun, where da tunes never stop and da good vibes are always flowin.