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ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!
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GhostWipeGang
join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ghost wipes more often if u have short term memory loss!! imagine mining for diamonds and then suddenly they disappear cuz u forgot u had them!! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that u won’t find anywhere else!! come join the fun and see how many times u can forget ur progress in one day!! it’s a wild ride u won’t want to miss out on!!
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AmnesiaCraft
so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!
not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!
what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!
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CannaCraft Dreamland
so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BrainShrinkCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!
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MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere
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ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
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Memory Lane Craft
hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!
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BoomerCraft2021
When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft, back when you had to mine for diamonds uphill both ways in the snow! But fear not, because on our server, you can relive those glory days and more! Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, build towering castles that would make even King Arthur jealous, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate blocky warrior and show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!