yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, u gonna get smarter and stuff. like, if u feel like ur brain is like, not working right, dis server gonna like, fix it all up for u. like, u gonna be building dem epic structures and solving dem puzzles and like, ur brain gonna be like, “whoa, i’m so smart now.” forget dem memory loss and thinking problems, cuz dis server gonna make u a genius. so like, come join us and level up ur brain game, yo.
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MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!
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SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
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AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!
so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.
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AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound
lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!
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FutureAmnesiaCraft
so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.
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DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a wild ride of drunken shenanigans! Our server is known for its crazy parties where players end up building upside-down houses, riding pigs off cliffs, and trying to tame creepers as pets. Who knows what you’ll end up doing drunk on our server – the possibilities are endless (and probably hilarious)! So come join us for a good time and see where the night takes you (just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombies)!
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DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!
plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!
so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!
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BoomerCraft SMP
When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!
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MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server
join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!
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Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server
join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.
our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.
come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!