join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and chaos as you navigate through a world where reality and dreams blend together. Who knows what’s real and what’s just a figment of your imagination on this server?
Forget about boring old memories, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending Minecraft adventure!
| Version | 1.21.4, Available on Java & Bedrock |
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| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username: Duvahl
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7
A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.
A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.
A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.
A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!
Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.
So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?
We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!
but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.
oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.
so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.