Memory Card MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

CraftyMILThief, gift stealing, Christmas shopping, Boundaries, SuperHurt

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

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Save File Corruptor Minecraft SMP

corrupted files, Save, video games, Technology, Frustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server will corrupt your memory card and fuck up your save file if you dare to stray from the path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to build a cozy little cottage? Too bad, our server will turn it into a giant pink flamingo instead. Think you can mine for diamonds in peace? Think again, because our server will spawn a horde of angry chickens to chase you down.

But hey, who needs a functioning save file when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

data, Diagnostics, Storage, Files, UTILITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

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UnfairCraft

resilience, Challenges, perseverance, life isn’t fair, UnfairCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

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Crafty Boobs Adventures

Crafty, paizuri, #ignorenegativity, Boobs, #ignoreandreport

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.

So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.

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QuackSMP: Where geese rule the land and the only PVE threat is angry mallards

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Survival
Plugins	Yes
Pay to Win	No

IP: 104.243.44.91

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z8scpkZDa9

Join us in a brand new survival SMP server with no resets and constant updates. We provide a welcoming and accepting community to all people. As the owner, I’m online often and ready to help out and take suggestions.

Also looking for anyone who would like to help develop the server with custom plugins and building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I pay to win on this server?	No, we do not support pay to win mechanics.
Are there regular server resets?	No, we do not have regular resets on this server.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, we have a welcoming and accepting community for all players.
How can I get involved in server development?	You can reach out to the owner for opportunities to help with custom plugin development and building.

BootyCraft LOLz

IDOLS, pop culture, Continuation, Cliffhanger, Music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’

upcoming release, BUILD, Game, Coming, game announcement

Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Verda Realms: Where chopping trees leads to epic battles over crafting tables!

Tables, vassalizing, Medieval, Cities, Castles

Feature	Description
Forge Alliances with Medieval Factions	The power to shape the fate of nations lies in your hands. With our Medieval Factions plugin, forge alliances with fellow rulers and assert your dominance by vassalizing your friends.
Experience a Large Biome World	Dive into the heart of adventure as you traverse a sprawling landscape, teeming with diverse biomes. Conquer towering mountains, dense forests, and navigate terrains to claim your place in history. Large biomes also makes the journey more realistic and challenging.
Build your own Kingdom	Let your creativity soar as you craft sprawling castles, picturesque cities, and awe-inspiring fortifications. Embrace the classical allure of medieval architecture or draw inspiration from bygone eras to leave your mark on the land.

FAQ

How do I forge alliances with other factions?

To forge alliances with other factions, you can use the Medieval Factions plugin on our server. This allows you to form alliances and vassalize other factions to assert dominance.

What is the benefit of experiencing a Large Biome World?

Experience a Large Biome World adds depth and challenge to your gameplay. It offers diverse landscapes to explore, conquer, and build on, making your journey more realistic and engaging.

Can I build my own Kingdom on this server?

Yes, you can build your own Kingdom on our server. Let your creativity run wild as you craft castles, cities, and fortifications to leave your mark on the land.

Crafty Envy

Rivalry, Resentment, Crafty, discontent, coveting

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

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