You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!
The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!
Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
WE GOT DIAPER POO TREASURE HUNTS, WHERE U CAN DIG FOR BURIED TREASURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A POO PACKET FROM YOUR BABY DAYS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’S WORTH A MILLION BUCKS OR SOMETHIN’!
ALSO, WE GOT A PETTING ZOO FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. IMAGINE ROLLIN’ UP TO A PVP MATCH ON A CREEPER STEED, SCARING THE PANTS OFF YOUR ENEMIES!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE U CAN BREW POTIONS THAT MAKE U FLY OR TURN INTO A GIANT CHICKEN. WHY BE A REGULAR MINECRAFTER WHEN U COULD BE A FLYING CHICKEN WARRIOR?!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE DIAPER POO AND CREEPER STEEDS AWAIT! LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, MINECRAFT STYLE!